Friday, March 13, 2009

George Clooney for Lunch?

Has PETA lost it? First it was the breast milk in Starbuck's coffee, then it was the sea kittens rebranding campaign, now this-

"In a letter sent to the actor (George Clooney), (PETA President Ingrid) Newkirk said that PETA has been offered his gym towel (obtained right here in D.C.!) and wants to use his sweat to create Clooney tofu that will "spare animals from being killed for the table." She went on to explain that the science is pretty simple, like "making artificial chicken flavor for instant gravy.""

Could this really be true? And, who would eat sweat flavored tofu? To me, Soylent Green sounds more appealing. But, what do I know? I'm a meat eater and think sea kittens are tasty.

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