48 hours of gluttony

and this was only after a few hours. (It's just marble tile. That shit'll buff right out.)




No Gordon Ramsay, no presentations and not much recall by the hound at Claridges but the 2005 St Emilion Château Haut-Gravet, Grand Cru Classe may have been a better choice than the £1,150 1985 Château Cheval-Blanc, 1er Grand Cru Classé ‘A’ despite being saucy paws challenged with the iPad wine list.

Lamb tastes so different when its slow roasted, not in kebab form and not served with foot bread (The Holly Bush)


It claims to be Swiss made but something seems so haji...(2 buns for 4 hot dogs?) Happy early birthday anonymous!

Pygmies and Basketball

Small net for small hands



Dome of the Rock


View from Austrian Hospice


Mount of Olives


The Old City

All bagels (beigels) in Jerusalem are holy

Not sure what this was and didn't find out since I was more interested in my bagel with lox and a schmear


No Starbucks, but thanks God The Coffee Bean is kosher



King Herod probably could've used Beefeaters and ravens at this tower (Tower of David)




Church of the Holy Sepulchre



Maybe now that my Rolex has touched The Stone of Unction (Anointing) I'll stop dropping it


Calvary (Golgotha)

Altar of Crucifixion

Nails of the Cross

The Aedicule


Franciscan Monks


The Catholicon




Omphalos


The Pantokrator mosaic in the basilica


The Chapel of St. Helena




The Chapel of Adam and the Golgotha Rock


A quasi glass bathroom for all 6 denominations to share


Rest of the Stations of the Cross (partial - so South Park clip included at bottom to fill in gaps)



Via Dolorosa


Spontaneous Combustion

Future Site of Jersey Shore (haji style)

Perfect place for a hot tub and tanning bed


Enough counter space for Snookie's hair products (trial sizes only)


Where's the duck phone?


Local version of Carolier Lanes


Only thing missing is mozzarell and gabagool


Spartan decor in anticipation of the arrival of juiceheads


Not quite the community smush room