Saturday, November 27, 2010

48 hours of gluttony

and this was only after a few hours. (It's just marble tile. That shit'll buff right out.)

No Gordon Ramsay, no presentations and not much recall by the hound at Claridges but the 2005 St Emilion Château Haut-Gravet, Grand Cru Classe may have been a better choice than the £1,150 1985 Château Cheval-Blanc, 1er Grand Cru Classé ‘A’ despite being saucy paws challenged with the iPad wine list.

Lamb tastes so different when its slow roasted, not in kebab form and not served with foot bread (The Holly Bush)

It claims to be Swiss made but something seems so haji...(2 buns for 4 hot dogs?) Happy early birthday anonymous!

Saturday, November 20, 2010

Friday, November 19, 2010

All bagels (beigels) in Jerusalem are holy

Not sure what this was and didn't find out since I was more interested in my bagel with lox and a schmear

No Starbucks, but thanks God The Coffee Bean is kosher

King Herod probably could've used Beefeaters and ravens at this tower (Tower of David)

Church of the Holy Sepulchre

Maybe now that my Rolex has touched The Stone of Unction (Anointing) I'll stop dropping it

Calvary (Golgotha)

Altar of Crucifixion

Nails of the Cross

The Aedicule

Franciscan Monks

The Catholicon


The Pantokrator mosaic in the basilica

The Chapel of St. Helena

The Chapel of Adam and the Golgotha Rock

A quasi glass bathroom for all 6 denominations to share

Rest of the Stations of the Cross (partial - so South Park clip included at bottom to fill in gaps)

Via Dolorosa

Spontaneous Combustion

Monday, November 15, 2010

Future Site of Jersey Shore (haji style)

Perfect place for a hot tub and tanning bed

Enough counter space for Snookie's hair products (trial sizes only)

Where's the duck phone?

Local version of Carolier Lanes

Only thing missing is mozzarell and gabagool

Spartan decor in anticipation of the arrival of juiceheads

Not quite the community smush room