Saturday, January 21, 2012

Saturday, January 7, 2012

Day of Jugs

NBB closes out a marathon game of Words with Friends with the perf entry.

Anonymous tip #1: If someone takes your parking space and you write your passive aggressive warning in nail polish, make sure you also supply polish remover esp if the culprit is dating your boss.

Anonymous tip #2: Don't bring kiwis to a work party. (Tacky.)

Anonymous tip #3: Try to avoid the party fouls in #1 and #2 in the same week.

Monday, January 2, 2012

Reunion with the Cloud of Darkness (COD)

(Almost like Palm Springs except no Anonymous and her 20 make up brushes)

"What floor is your room on?" (The COD)
"Seven. "
"There is no seven." (The COD)
"Yes there is. I'm on it. "
"Hotel Palomar, right?" (The COD)
"FUCK!" (The COD)

"Their culture is one of a bunch of whoring, fat eating dickheads." (One day COD, you, too, will want to live like the French or at least be a true glutton.)

Petco Park (SD, home of the worst pro teams in sports but the best weather - bring back the taco uniform)