Saturday, May 5, 2012


An awkward dish to order at a work dinner ("Big City Hot Dog" at the Red Eye Grill)

Scores (Only the C team shows on a Sunday night.)

"I think it's really demeaning that they make them pick up their own money."

"She's wearing a drop holster but with cash in it."

"Where did I see panties come off?"
"Probably in your mirror."

"Don't they have flats?"

"That oyster looks like a you know what." (Not said at Scores, but probably would have been applicable as well.)