Hypothetical Problem with Haji Elliptical Machines

"High Heart Rate" flashing across screen due to:

a.) Recent change in weather
b.) Local power surges
c.) Political instability in the region
d.) William & Kate's change in honeymoon plans
e.) Gluttony
f.) Age
g.) All of above except E & F

Answer

J-town

(Thu)

"Are you married? Do you love men? Can I join you? How many boyfriends do you have?"
"Four."
"Now five. I am five." (Not all checks are the same.)


(Fri)

CCH touching the center of the earth.




"Jesus ate bagels like this. These are Jesus bagels."




Actually he probably ate one like this (with a schmear).




Multitasking




"I don't have a lot of shillings."
"Dude maybe you shouldn't confuse a Germanic currency here."


First world dimple.




Only a "half" pint of Tuborg but looks even more gigantic next to CCH.




"I make people happy." (CCH)


Free shots from our friendly bartender and even more attention from one half of a couple.
"This is your moment [CCH]."


(Sat)

"I made a lot of life decisions last night." (CCH)


No yelling from these pedestrians on a Saturday.




Monastery Puppy




Date Palm Trees




Mount of Olives and Dome of the Rock




Prison of Christ