Some people only speak German while eating swinging meat.
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"I totally want to ride an ass."
(Sat)
"Is it expensive to ride an ass?"
Lahores are global.
The perfect lighter for HLM.
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The Child enjoying The Pure.
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"I need to anprobe...Dude, these pants are so comfortable I don't want to take them off. I want to sleep in them." (Shopping on the Zeil)
"I can't believe you ran away from the chinchilla."
"I just told the bartender in German that that guy is an a$#hole" (beginning of the night).
"That guy is an a$#hole" (end of the night, speaking English, to the polizei, about some other dude).
Bottom 5 trip experience: Getting patted on the head by a stripper.
(Sun)
In Frankfurt, court jester hats are for bread and so are lips (and obviously mutually exclusive).
"Do you know why I didn't buy those gloves yesterday? Because they're not fun. I only want to spend my money on things that are fun."
(Two hours later) "$650!!!! Not fun at all!!!"
(30 mins later) "Should I buy a new child at duty free?"
Travelers tip: it's not always wise to explore the pockets of a person's bag, especially when the object at the bottom is soft.
Börsenplatz
Eurotower at Willy-Brandt-Platz
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"Inverted Collar and Tie"
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