Friday, April 3, 2009

The Texas Con Man Strikes Back (Weakly) - UPDATED

This couldn't have happened to a more deserving person. Clemens has always been a first rate ass. The whole "family man who outworks everyone" image was shattered when we found out he was two-timing Debbie with a 15 year old and doing all those high octane workouts whilst juiced to the hilt.

Of course, Clemens only played because he loved the game; it had nothing to do with money. Remember when he left Boston because he wanted to be closer to Texas and then signed with the Toronto Blue Jays? And, of course, his ridiculous spectacle in the Yankee Stadium owner's box:

"Well, they came and got me out of Texas, and I can tell you it's a privilege to be back," he said. "I'll be talking to y'all soon."

They came and got him out of Texas for a mere 4.5 million a month and 6 wins. Great bargain...

Listen to the Ethel Merman wannabee Suzyn Waldman make a fool out of herself.

Does John Sterling still think that the Texas Con Man will be a Hall of Famer?

Kudos to Will McDonough for calling him out to his face. And, of course, a shout out to Dan Duquette for being right all along.

The final indignity: snubbed by the Yankees.

Is he the Antichrist or just a over hyped choke artist?

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