Thursday, September 2, 2010

Day 14 (day 2 of cleanse)

No need to rush out when the only thing to look forward to is another day of apples.

"I don't think I'm going to get sick of apples." (Anonymous - 11:14am)

"I need to eat another apple. I'm about to pass out." (Anonymous - 11:54am)

Apple count as of 1pm: 3 (Anonymous) and 1

Random rantings while shopping at the outlets:
"I hate you." (Anonymous immediately after dropping apple while trying to multitask clothes browsing.  Assume anger was directed at the apple and not me as I did nothing.)
"...Not that I needed the calories." (Anonymous)
"I'm so needing another apple right now."  (Anonymous showing signs of cleanse induced mood swings.)

"I hate this store." (Anonymous)
"Because I dropped my apple and that's all I have." (Anonymous)

Apple count as of 4pm: 3.25 (Anonymous) and 2

Announcements at the cabazon outlets are in both English and Chinese. I may/may not have heard them say dumplings. (Cleanse-induced delirium.)

Apple count as of 7pm: 5.25 (Anonymous) and 2

Apple count as of 8:30pm: 8.25 (Anonymous) and 3

Great marketing of Scott Pilgrim vs. the World at Comic Con because it was worse than The American (sorry George Michael). So much worse that we left and snuck into Eat, Pray, Love. Best part of the movie - Italian food.

Countdown to breaking the cleanse: 16 hours (guess who's finally sick of apples)


  1. I called it! No one can go three days on the apple cleanse without getting sick of apples.

  2. I'm just glad it's SOUPLANTATION day