Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Hypothetical Problem with Haji Elliptical Machines

"High Heart Rate" flashing across screen due to:

a.) Recent change in weather
b.) Local power surges
c.) Political instability in the region
d.) William & Kate's change in honeymoon plans
e.) Gluttony
f.) Age
g.) All of above except E & F


1 comment:

  1. H. faulty equipment. It's definitely not you. And, as soon as they get C figured out, you'll be fine. In fact, I say take a break from anything that requires you to move your feet at all. I'll do the same, unless of course the said feet moving takes me to the nearest pub.