Pippa Meet Tel Aviv

Across from the Dan Panorama

 

Gordon Beach

Elvis

If you go into the water alone someone may greet you with, "You look like you dance salsa.  Come here."
But if you stay on the beach napping you'll just see people showcasing after doing downward dog.  

Banana hammocks easier subjects since those with 6 or 8 packs are usually running.

She doesn't eat; she's a tranny; and she'll steal all your money.

Three liters of beverage.

Same ubiquitous goods at the flea market.

Beware of metal drop arms, even if your wife is a nurse.

Yafo Port

Clock Tower

Around the corner from Dallal restaurant.

Shabazi street

Door store

Shiny flashy at the outdoor shisha bar.

"Chidren milk from the teet."

"He's got a lot of idiot savant skills."

"You know that's the sign for Thai Airlines, right? (and not the Thai restaurant we've been searching for the past 1/2 hour)

"That guy was a hunchback.  My brother's a hunchback.  There's nothing wrong with it."

"I'm totally ok if you abandon me for a pirate and a midget on a moped."

Extra gelato for lesbian arms.

Home of Nene Tereza

(and of pussies, thanks to PS...)

One pussy...




Two pussies...

Giri i Lalzit beach (unfortunately without Dog Chow or boob towels).

Organic restaurant/farm (whose name PS can't remember b/c all brain cells are reserved for watching Intervention) where bunkers double as playground equipment.

 

Free range chicken in a pot.

Highly unlikely controlled fire in the hills of Tirana.

Jerash Festival

(What better location for a concert than one of the best preserved Roman cities.)


Sword wielding locals (although only the 8 yr old appears to be actually holding the weapon).

Not only able to withstand wars and earthquakes, but also festival equipment (and bedouin tents).

 

South Theatre (surprisingly comfortable 1st century seats).

Shiny flashy sparklers aren't just for birthday cakes in Jordan.

Sword wielding locals also like to attend concerts.

And so do superheroes.

(Why do you keep pointing that thing at me?)

(Oh yes, so you can take my picture.  Now I won't attack with my sword.)

Who needs to see a concert when you have glow sticks.

Especially when you have multiple colors.

Muling dad's shisha pipe for the festival.

Clearly gas stations do specialize in inflating pool floaties.

London

Dim Sum in Soho (because gorging on pork and Guinness the night before at The Holly Bush isn't enough.)


Chipotle (opens at 11am)



Possibly the only item we refrained from buying at the Selfridges sale (9000 quid hammock).


Clearly the pub to visit on the next trip out.



(Redundant)



For future reference, Burough Market is closed on Sundays. So if one lives in a country where fresh seafood is a challenge, one should probably try to go on a Saturday no matter how bad the hangover.

Ny

An awkward dish to order at a work dinner ("Big City Hot Dog" at the Red Eye Grill)


Scores (Only the C team shows on a Sunday night.)

"I think it's really demeaning that they make them pick up their own money."

"She's wearing a drop holster but with cash in it."

"Where did I see panties come off?"
"Probably in your mirror."

"Don't they have flats?"

"That oyster looks like a you know what." (Not said at Scores, but probably would have been applicable as well.)