Good Morning Assos: PS in Jordan

...and Compensating for P Withdrawal with Camel Toe.

Wedding reception at the Dead Sea (and arrival of guests - some in sausage dresses, some not. PS, definitely going to hell for taking these, regardless of that Pontius Pilate coin).

Wadi Rum

Photo taken just prior to PS breaking a World Heritage site.

Ateq making a fire, which is useful for heating bread (and killing any germs from his hands after touching said bread).

"Do you want my tomato?"

"No thanks. I have a thing about vegetables the aren't washed."

"Thanks, a**hole." (PS, clearly unhappy that she had already consumed one unwashed tomato and one unpeeled cucumber. At least the bread's germs died in the fire.)

"See you tomorrow." (Ateq post food coma and trying to ditch us for a nap).

"This is why we lost the war in Afghanistan." (Watching Ateq climb to the top of the bridge in his TB-like shoes.)

Shisha not conducive to hiking up a dune with a snowboard. (Seems like there could be a demand for a rope tow.)

Taken just before a wave of sand goes down PS' shirt (might count as first base).

PS still preferring ass sliding as the best way downhill, even down the big bridge.

Hieroglyphics of camels.

The lead (the Hound's) camel.

PS' camel with obvious penis envy.

"I think they're making a connection. She'll be back later." (Your camel is clearly male, PS. But good on you for not judging. Maybe you can make up for your sins after all.)