Sunday, March 6, 2011

Swinging meat


Some people only speak German while eating swinging meat.

"I totally want to ride an ass."


"Is it expensive to ride an ass?"

Lahores are global.

The perfect lighter for HLM.

The Child enjoying The Pure.

"I need to anprobe...Dude, these pants are so comfortable I don't want to take them off. I want to sleep in them." (Shopping on the Zeil)

"I can't believe you ran away from the chinchilla."

"I just told the bartender in German that that guy is an a$#hole" (beginning of the night).

"That guy is an a$#hole" (end of the night, speaking English, to the polizei, about some other dude).

Bottom 5 trip experience: Getting patted on the head by a stripper.


In Frankfurt, court jester hats are for bread and so are lips (and obviously mutually exclusive).

"Do you know why I didn't buy those gloves yesterday? Because they're not fun. I only want to spend my money on things that are fun."

(Two hours later) "$650!!!! Not fun at all!!!"

(30 mins later) "Should I buy a new child at duty free?"

Travelers tip: it's not always wise to explore the pockets of a person's bag, especially when the object at the bottom is soft.


Eurotower at Willy-Brandt-Platz

"Inverted Collar and Tie"

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