Asking to Be Ambiguous

"Liquid spirit harden the people" (possibly a Bedouin proverb or possibly just nonsensical Chinese characters in a place where everything is almost right.)

"Look - that guy still has mud on his face."

"Ew, I hope he doesn't get it in the water."

"He better not."

(Last conversation before going straight to hell for mocking someone's birthmark.)

Posing as if one were shooting a music video with a hanging bag of water sans goldfish.

Close up of posing as if one were shooting a music video sans hanging bag of water sans goldfish.

Close up of hanging bag of water sans goldfish.

Comments like "Hey, you can stand if you put your feet like this" to a person already standing usually results in abandonment.  At least the view is nice.  

Enter Hitchcockian birds.